1. Not going here after you’ve finished class will sort of hurt forever…
3. When you dream of having a delicious barbie
4. You’ll only be faced with this
5. And you’ll never again find these guys just hanging out around the place
6. When you go for a swim things will always seem less colourful
7. Sunsets will never quite be the same
8. And road trips will never feel as cool
9. Or as epic
10. Or have such incredible scenery
11. In fact everything will feel small
12. Road signs will never be as simple
13. As straightforward
14. Or as varied as they are in Australia
15. And place names just won’t amuse you like they used to
16. Then, just when you were getting used to the taste, this is nowhere to be found
17. And what’s worse, is you’ll have to learn to live without these
18. In Australia you were spoilt because even “the cheap stuff” was a cut above
19. Working out will seem like a chore compared to this
20. Even if you didn’t quite master it
21. Sporting events will feel like they lack a little ‘action’
22. And you’ll even miss how long this lasts
23. And you know what? Even going to the bathroom won’t give you the same ‘thrill’ it once did
24. You’ll miss the friendly ‘Neighbours’ – both on TV and in real life
25. The people you meet will always seem a little uptight in comparison now
26. Lacking in their sense of fun and adventure
27. Never again will winter look like this
28. And anywhere else in the world, ‘thongs’ just won’t mean the same thing
And certainly won’t be as practical or as comfortable….