32 Ways Studying In The US Will Change You Forever

You’ve studied in the US. You’ve seen the sights. You’ve met the people. You’ve eaten the food. You’ve watched the games. And now your life is completely different to the way it was before. Here’s why.

1. Because forever more you’ll feel like you’re being underfed

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2. Things will seem sort of ‘small’

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3. And parochial

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4. Cars will seem to be missing a little pzazz

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5. Swagger

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6. You will always be wondering, where’s the ice?

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7. People will now seem sort of quiet and closed up

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8. Not as open

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9. College sports events will seem a little underwhelming

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10. Your sporting achievement will forevermore feel a little underappreciated

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11. Just not celebrated enough

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12. The scenery may seem a little small too

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13. In fact you’ll always run the risk of being disappointed by national parks from now on

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14. Greetings may feel like they lack spirit

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15. And you’ll ask yourself, ‘why can’t people just be a bit more positive?’

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16. Just give things a go?

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17. The rollercoasters will seem a little small

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18. In fact the entertainment parks of all kinds just don’t seem to cut it

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19. In fact when you want it big

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20. And extreme

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21. You just feel like you can’t get no….satisfaction

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22. And any road trips you go on may feel a little short

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23. Or lacking a certain filmic character

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24. The shopping may feel somewhat limited

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25. You’ll feel like you don’t quite have the choice you’d like

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26. And even if you do, people resent you asking for exactly what you want

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27. In fact – now you will always, forever, feel that any service

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28. Any bar service

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29. Waiter service

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30. Hotel service

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31. Any service at all

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32. Just really isn’t what it should be…Thanks America.

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