32 Ways Studying In The US Will Change You Forever

1. Because forever more you’ll feel like you’re being underfed

2. Things will seem sort of ‘small’

3. And parochial

4. Cars will seem to be missing a little pzazz

5. Swagger

6. You will always be wondering, where’s the ice?

7. People will now seem sort of quiet and closed up

8. Not as open

9. College sports events will seem a little underwhelming

10. Your sporting achievement will forevermore feel a little underappreciated

11. Just not celebrated enough

12. The scenery may seem a little small too

13. In fact you’ll always run the risk of being disappointed by national parks from now on

14. Greetings may feel like they lack spirit

15. And you’ll ask yourself, ‘why can’t people just be a bit more positive?’

16. Just give things a go?

17. The rollercoasters will seem a little small

18. In fact the entertainment parks of all kinds just don’t seem to cut it

19. In fact when you want it big

20. And extreme

21. You just feel like you can’t get no….satisfaction

22. And any road trips you go on may feel a little short

23. Or lacking a certain filmic character

24. The shopping may feel somewhat limited

25. You’ll feel like you don’t quite have the choice you’d like

26. And even if you do, people resent you asking for exactly what you want

27. In fact – now you will always, forever, feel that any service

28. Any bar service

29. Waiter service

30. Hotel service

31. Any service at all

32. Just really isn’t what it should be…Thanks America.